Passeport, bitte !

Ah, Austria ! Mountains, bell towers, police and denonciations...

I'm in Austria since 5 days, ansd it's my third control, of which 2 on 3 was because of denonciation !
A pleasure.

For example, last sunday (25th of may), I slept in a wood, closed to the road. I supposed the place quiet. I wake up at 4 o'clock a.m.. About 4h30, I heard a car passing on the little way. 5 minutes later, a second on (the same ?) pass again. Come back from a saturday night party, maybe... But later, I hear something closed to my tent : sheets, broken branchs... I think about a beast passing not far. But the noise is moving closer, and I think that beast could be a two legs one. I wake up completely when I feel him just on the border of my tent. He make the turn and I hear he try to open the door !
Chocked by his bluff, I scream : "Hey ! Need a hand ?"
I can't finish my word : I can hear he's running so fastly that he could run for the next olympic games !!!
I stay awake and vigilant : he could come back. And 5 minutes later, I hear a vehicle and see 2 lights spoting my tent.
OK, I confess I started to worry : I imaginated the screenplay where the other jackass come back with friends or a car to caught me. I know, I have got too much imagination, or I have seen too much movies.
But just in case, I have to go out : I don't want to be surprised. The time for him to manoeuvre his vehicle to place it face to me, I'm out of my sleeping bag, and open the door.
And I take a spot light in the face !
Blinded, I go back in the shadow, and I can distinct two uniforms and rangers shoes.
"Polizei !"
Understood.
The other stupid guy called the police !!!!!!!!!
This idiot was so afraid that he immediately practice his national sport : the denonciation

So, it's 5 a.m., and I'm out for a passport control, completely frozen, in a wood. I protest, but the two policemen are nice and speak english, which make the discusion easier. I lean them my litlle story, but they don't want to know more.
Byebye bobbies !
They go, and I decid to do the same : to much people in this wood. 1 hour later, I'm on the road. During this times, policemen have passed again to verified I was leaving.
I come back on the road, but 300 m farest, an other police car stop me. The guy inside don't speak english, so he call the central office, and this time, I just had to give my name to be peacefull.
However, during the next 2 hours, I've seen 7 police ars (3 times the same). No, no, I'm not watched (I remind we are sunday morning, 8 a.m.)

I know, with my suntan, the beard, fool hair, i've got a beggar head, but I do nothing wrong !!!
It was the same the last time : someone called the police because I had cutted the trainway to not walk 3 km of roundabout. 2 hours later and 10 kilometers farest, bobbies found me again to ask me my passport and give me a fine. I escape the fine explaining my situation and recolt a simple advertising. But it was a public holiday in Austria !!! Do you know french bobbies who would move a public holiday just on a simple denonciation like this, you ?

I start to hate austrian mentality and policemen...